tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72653117160261106342011-11-27T16:26:35.903-08:00Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7265311716026110634.post-11884342904326292332008-10-30T02:24:00.001-07:002008-10-30T02:24:44.416-07:00Bear Warning<br /><br />The Montana State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for grizzly bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Golf Courses. They advise golfers to wear noise producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a grizzly bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.<br /><br />Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have bells, golf gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7265311716026110634-1188434290432629233?l=myputitinwritingblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7265311716026110634.post-76157847164336286862008-10-22T02:22:00.000-07:002008-10-30T02:23:35.730-07:00Wayne Rooney<br /><br />Do you like Wayne Rooney's new haircut?<br />Apparently it happened as the result of a misunderstanding when Playboy offered Colleen a 100 grand to shave her c***<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7265311716026110634-7615784716433628686?l=myputitinwritingblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7265311716026110634.post-16067929623234155402008-10-14T01:41:00.000-07:002008-10-30T02:22:33.816-07:00Haven't been arsed to check all of the posts,<br />but I'm sure there's already been something like this.<br /><br />Anyway, my mate's brother's mate was having sex with his bird on the toilet... they'd been going out for a while and were experimenting with different places, I believe.<br /><br />Said person, while having sex, decided he needed a shit. So, while his girlfriend was bouncing on his balls, he let a loud "Uuunnngghhh" sound, of which she was not the cause.<br /><br />He continued to shag her for several minutes. It was only after they'd stopped that she remarked....<br /><br />"What's that smell?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7265311716026110634-1606792962323415540?l=myputitinwritingblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ktyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04828799224171966027noreply@blogger.com0