Tuesday, 14 October 2008

Haven't been arsed to check all of the posts

Haven't been arsed to check all of the posts,
but I'm sure there's already been something like this.

Anyway, my mate's brother's mate was having sex with his bird on the toilet... they'd been going out for a while and were experimenting with different places, I believe.

Said person, while having sex, decided he needed a shit. So, while his girlfriend was bouncing on his balls, he let a loud "Uuunnngghhh" sound, of which she was not the cause.

He continued to shag her for several minutes. It was only after they'd stopped that she remarked....

"What's that smell?"

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